homophonic ❆ wolfwood

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wolfwood

Of course I missed you.

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[crucifer]

Yeah, I'm a young and perky adult. How old do you think I am?

[ He has no idea how old Shenhe is, he realises. Because he's bad about reading profiles. Also it really is my belief that he just asks this to people sometimes just to mess with them and also just see how old he comes off. ]

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[bro not even shenhe knows how old she is and yet, somehow, we know her birthday. anyway, she peers at him.

she is very bad at this.]

... Forty years?

[crucifer]

Ow...

That stings...

[ FORTY?! THE PLANET IS ROUGH AND HORRIBLE BUT FORTY?! ]

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[HELP]

Is that not a respectable age? [she really is like ???]

[crucifer]

Kinda feels like you're telling me I look aged.

[ WHAT, LIKE A BEEF? ]

How old are you?

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[a beef]

... I'm not sure.

[crucifer]

...Lost count?

[ Given she mentioned being immortal... ]

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I never kept count to begin with. [did she mention that] I suppose my Master would know, but I never asked.

... I can't, now.

[crucifer]

[ Assumes she is like a thousand years old, which means he will not be asking, thank you. ]

Look like twenties to me.

[ But he'll give that much out. ]

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[she glances at him.

a pause.]

... You also look like twenties. [nice save]

[crucifer]

That's not what you said earlier.

[ He's just being mean. ]

[bindings]

It is. You misheard. [she is not very good at lying, either.]

[crucifer]

I guess my hearing might be going out at the ripe age of forty.

[ Lmao. ]

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It must be. [wait fuck] Ah - hm.

[crucifer]

[ Heh.

Gottem. ]

You're pretty funny.

[ TO BULLY!! Stop him. ]

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[she has never in her life been told she's funny, which is why again she looks at him like he's making fun of her

and then she gets a look at his face and immediately without hesitation tries to flick him in the forehead. binch!!!]

[crucifer]

[ Huah.

He may be nerfed but he still has his fast reflexes, so his head tips backwards to dodge it, a shitty laugh coming from him. He was definitely making fun of her. ]

Whoa there, movin' a little fast.

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[she looks disgruntled that he dodged it, but - good to know. he's fast. she stores this away in her brain filing cabinets.]

So are you. [she means that literally,] Don't make me hit you with my sign.

[crucifer]

[ Straightening, putting a small respectable distance between her and him in case she wants to hit him again. ]

What's that mean?

[ Sign? ]

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[this is so funny

she makes a hold on motion with her hand, and wanders off. when she comes back about five minutes later she is holding a whole-ass stop sign.

this.]

[crucifer]

[ HELP NOT THE STOP SIGN I will open this journal up for you if you just want to use it for gagtags in places. It's killing me that I made this as a joke for chroma and it keeps finding its uses for cameos. ]

...

Is that your weapon?

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[HELP I ABSOLUTELY WOULD USE IT FOR GAGTAGS i've been linking this thing all over the place because it's so funny]

For now, yes. [she's a polearm user]

[crucifer]

[ In tears okay I'll toss it to you later. ]

You yanked that out of the ground around here or you came here with it?

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[she shows him the end of the metal pole, where it's all curled and blackened at the ends. it looks like something very hot sliced through it.]

Someone took my weapon from me, so I found a new one.

[crucifer]

[ Huh.

Well, he looks at that, and her in general. She may be weird, but she's resourceful enough for sure, and if she's swinging around a stop sign like it weighs nothing, then she's got skills.

He files this away, too. ]

Sorry to hear that. People really should leave personal weapons alone, that's private.