People tell you that you look dangerous? Are you sure? [she lifts an eyebrow. but.] I have no strong feelings either way, but I suppose it is better that you can protect yourself. As long as you don't try to kill me with a gun, I don't much care.
[ It's because it's a vibe, and as he's been told, has the eyes of a killer. It's why he always has these shades. They serve double duty -- protection from the suns, and protection from the prying eyes of others. He guesses they're working, and he's not gonna complain if Shenhe thinks Wolfwood is fine. ]
Don't gotta worry about that. Didn't show up here with anything to shoot with.
'Sides, it's not like you've given me a reason to do that. I don't waste bullets on unwarranted shots.
[ He will not introduce Shenhe to the intricacies of BDSM. It will remain strictly the name of their first formed team. ]
Salt seriously stings for most people. There is no stronger weapon than Tabasco sauce though. Preferably in an open wound, but pretty sure just opening a bottle near a guy's eyes can drive him away.
[ Stop recommending Tabasco as a lethal weapon alternative. ]
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Really? I'm often told I look pretty dangerous, actually.
[ It's his middle name...... ]
That make it better or worse in your eyes?
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People tell you that you look dangerous? Are you sure? [she lifts an eyebrow. but.] I have no strong feelings either way, but I suppose it is better that you can protect yourself. As long as you don't try to kill me with a gun, I don't much care.
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Don't gotta worry about that. Didn't show up here with anything to shoot with.
'Sides, it's not like you've given me a reason to do that. I don't waste bullets on unwarranted shots.
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You have not given me a reason to hit you with a stop sign. [yet, is the implication here,]
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[ Dully, eyes sliding over to that thing. Jesus. Stop signs are a full on blade too, if hit at the correct angle. ]
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I have only hit one person with it. [:\]
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[ Dare he ask. ]
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[ That's so funny YAYWON!!! ]
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I did not like it. [:nyeh:]
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[ DAMN RANG... KEEP IT DOWN... ]
Next time, maybe you can just throw saltwater in his eyes.
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I don't see what this has to do with a bedroom. We were outside. [a beat.] Should I use saltwater for a specific reason?
[shenhe like do you know his secret weakness??]
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[ He will not introduce Shenhe to the intricacies of BDSM. It will remain strictly the name of their first formed team. ]
Salt seriously stings for most people. There is no stronger weapon than Tabasco sauce though. Preferably in an open wound, but pretty sure just opening a bottle near a guy's eyes can drive him away.
[ Stop recommending Tabasco as a lethal weapon alternative. ]
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... Interesting. I will keep that in mind. Is this a weapon developed in No Man's Land?
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It's a spicy condiment sauce. Brought it over from the Old World, I'm pretty sure. Tastes pretty good.
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[ The way you asked mods if there's Tabasco and they said yes I'm in tears. Our secret weapon. Let's goooo!! ]