homophonic ❆ wolfwood

[bindings]

wolfwood

Of course I missed you.

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[crucifer]

Someone doesn't know proper bedroom etiquette...

[ DAMN RANG... KEEP IT DOWN... ]

Next time, maybe you can just throw saltwater in his eyes.

[bindings]

[yaywon is hysterical i love her. what a first thread. anyway.]

I don't see what this has to do with a bedroom. We were outside. [a beat.] Should I use saltwater for a specific reason?

[shenhe like do you know his secret weakness??]

[crucifer]

Forget about it, it's not important.

[ He will not introduce Shenhe to the intricacies of BDSM. It will remain strictly the name of their first formed team. ]

Salt seriously stings for most people. There is no stronger weapon than Tabasco sauce though. Preferably in an open wound, but pretty sure just opening a bottle near a guy's eyes can drive him away.

[ Stop recommending Tabasco as a lethal weapon alternative. ]

[bindings]

[because of wolfwood she is going to have tabasco in her pockets (?) at all times now.]

... Interesting. I will keep that in mind. Is this a weapon developed in No Man's Land?

[crucifer]

[ HOT SAUCE AMBASSADOR WOLFWOOD ]

It's a spicy condiment sauce. Brought it over from the Old World, I'm pretty sure. Tastes pretty good.

[bindings]

Do you think they will have it at the McDonald's?

[crucifer]

Maybe. Seems like food that'd do good with it.

[ The way you asked mods if there's Tabasco and they said yes I'm in tears. Our secret weapon. Let's goooo!! ]