homophonic ❆ wolfwood

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wolfwood

Of course I missed you.

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[crucifer]

...Lost count?

[ Given she mentioned being immortal... ]

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I never kept count to begin with. [did she mention that] I suppose my Master would know, but I never asked.

... I can't, now.

[crucifer]

[ Assumes she is like a thousand years old, which means he will not be asking, thank you. ]

Look like twenties to me.

[ But he'll give that much out. ]

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[she glances at him.

a pause.]

... You also look like twenties. [nice save]

[crucifer]

That's not what you said earlier.

[ He's just being mean. ]

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It is. You misheard. [she is not very good at lying, either.]

[crucifer]

I guess my hearing might be going out at the ripe age of forty.

[ Lmao. ]

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It must be. [wait fuck] Ah - hm.

[crucifer]

[ Heh.

Gottem. ]

You're pretty funny.

[ TO BULLY!! Stop him. ]

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[she has never in her life been told she's funny, which is why again she looks at him like he's making fun of her

and then she gets a look at his face and immediately without hesitation tries to flick him in the forehead. binch!!!]

[crucifer]

[ Huah.

He may be nerfed but he still has his fast reflexes, so his head tips backwards to dodge it, a shitty laugh coming from him. He was definitely making fun of her. ]

Whoa there, movin' a little fast.

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[she looks disgruntled that he dodged it, but - good to know. he's fast. she stores this away in her brain filing cabinets.]

So are you. [she means that literally,] Don't make me hit you with my sign.

[crucifer]

[ Straightening, putting a small respectable distance between her and him in case she wants to hit him again. ]

What's that mean?

[ Sign? ]

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[this is so funny

she makes a hold on motion with her hand, and wanders off. when she comes back about five minutes later she is holding a whole-ass stop sign.

this.]

[crucifer]

[ HELP NOT THE STOP SIGN I will open this journal up for you if you just want to use it for gagtags in places. It's killing me that I made this as a joke for chroma and it keeps finding its uses for cameos. ]

...

Is that your weapon?

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[HELP I ABSOLUTELY WOULD USE IT FOR GAGTAGS i've been linking this thing all over the place because it's so funny]

For now, yes. [she's a polearm user]

[crucifer]

[ In tears okay I'll toss it to you later. ]

You yanked that out of the ground around here or you came here with it?

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[she shows him the end of the metal pole, where it's all curled and blackened at the ends. it looks like something very hot sliced through it.]

Someone took my weapon from me, so I found a new one.

[crucifer]

[ Huh.

Well, he looks at that, and her in general. She may be weird, but she's resourceful enough for sure, and if she's swinging around a stop sign like it weighs nothing, then she's got skills.

He files this away, too. ]

Sorry to hear that. People really should leave personal weapons alone, that's private.

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Are you capable of using weapons?

[it's so hard for shenhe to be nice to both wolfwood and vash and i think that's beautiful]

[crucifer]

Yeah. I'm a gunslinger, and I'd say I'm pretty good at it.

[ Not as good as Vash, but he has the will to kill, so that puts them on even grounds. ]

I can swing around heavy shit too, if it comes to it.

[ After all, he's got his Punisher over his shoulder... ]

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A gunslinger? [what is a gun.

technically they exist in genshin but only in childe's country, so she has no idea. also does he actually have the huge cross gun on his shoulder because her eyes are drawn to that if he does. her grip on the stop sign shifts.]

[crucifer]

[ The fatui that invented the gun... ]

You asking that 'cause you don't know what a gun is?

[ It's okay, he already went through this once with Hikari, so. Also yeah, he has the cross at all times, though it's still you know, wrapped up in cloth and belts. ]

Imagine a little handheld machine that can shoot compressed metal at speeds fast enough to pierce even steel. That's what a gun is, and a gunslinger is someone who wields that with ease.

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[she nods when he asks if she doesn't know what a gun is.

and looks - not horrified because like one, she's not capable of emotion like that, and two, she lives in a world where you can set people on fire with your mind, but... there is a sort of alarm there.]

So you are more dangerous than you appear.

[crucifer]

[ He snorts at that. ]

Really? I'm often told I look pretty dangerous, actually.

[ It's his middle name...... ]

That make it better or worse in your eyes?