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sʜᴇɴʜᴇ. ([personal profile] bindings) wrote2023-06-08 02:12 pm

homophonic ❆ wolfwood

wolfwood
Of course I missed you.

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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ In tears okay I'll toss it to you later. ]

You yanked that out of the ground around here or you came here with it?
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Huh.

Well, he looks at that, and her in general. She may be weird, but she's resourceful enough for sure, and if she's swinging around a stop sign like it weighs nothing, then she's got skills.

He files this away, too.
]

Sorry to hear that. People really should leave personal weapons alone, that's private.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I'm a gunslinger, and I'd say I'm pretty good at it.

[ Not as good as Vash, but he has the will to kill, so that puts them on even grounds. ]

I can swing around heavy shit too, if it comes to it.

[ After all, he's got his Punisher over his shoulder... ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ The fatui that invented the gun... ]

You asking that 'cause you don't know what a gun is?

[ It's okay, he already went through this once with Hikari, so. Also yeah, he has the cross at all times, though it's still you know, wrapped up in cloth and belts. ]

Imagine a little handheld machine that can shoot compressed metal at speeds fast enough to pierce even steel. That's what a gun is, and a gunslinger is someone who wields that with ease.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts at that. ]

Really? I'm often told I look pretty dangerous, actually.

[ It's his middle name...... ]

That make it better or worse in your eyes?
Edited (my bracket i dropped it) 2023-06-12 06:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's because it's a vibe, and as he's been told, has the eyes of a killer. It's why he always has these shades. They serve double duty -- protection from the suns, and protection from the prying eyes of others. He guesses they're working, and he's not gonna complain if Shenhe thinks Wolfwood is fine. ]

Don't gotta worry about that. Didn't show up here with anything to shoot with.

'Sides, it's not like you've given me a reason to do that. I don't waste bullets on unwarranted shots.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would be unpleasant. No thanks.

[ Dully, eyes sliding over to that thing. Jesus. Stop signs are a full on blade too, if hit at the correct angle. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Who, and why?

[ Dare he ask. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Weird. Sounds like masochism play.

[ That's so funny YAYWON!!! ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Someone doesn't know proper bedroom etiquette...

[ DAMN RANG... KEEP IT DOWN... ]

Next time, maybe you can just throw saltwater in his eyes.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Forget about it, it's not important.

[ He will not introduce Shenhe to the intricacies of BDSM. It will remain strictly the name of their first formed team. ]

Salt seriously stings for most people. There is no stronger weapon than Tabasco sauce though. Preferably in an open wound, but pretty sure just opening a bottle near a guy's eyes can drive him away.

[ Stop recommending Tabasco as a lethal weapon alternative. ]
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ HOT SAUCE AMBASSADOR WOLFWOOD ]

It's a spicy condiment sauce. Brought it over from the Old World, I'm pretty sure. Tastes pretty good.
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[personal profile] crucifer 2023-06-12 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. Seems like food that'd do good with it.

[ The way you asked mods if there's Tabasco and they said yes I'm in tears. Our secret weapon. Let's goooo!! ]