homophonic ❆ wolfwood

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wolfwood

Of course I missed you.

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[crucifer]

Ow...

That stings...

[ FORTY?! THE PLANET IS ROUGH AND HORRIBLE BUT FORTY?! ]

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[HELP]

Is that not a respectable age? [she really is like ???]

[crucifer]

Kinda feels like you're telling me I look aged.

[ WHAT, LIKE A BEEF? ]

How old are you?

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[a beef]

... I'm not sure.

[crucifer]

...Lost count?

[ Given she mentioned being immortal... ]

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I never kept count to begin with. [did she mention that] I suppose my Master would know, but I never asked.

... I can't, now.

[crucifer]

[ Assumes she is like a thousand years old, which means he will not be asking, thank you. ]

Look like twenties to me.

[ But he'll give that much out. ]

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[she glances at him.

a pause.]

... You also look like twenties. [nice save]

[crucifer]

That's not what you said earlier.

[ He's just being mean. ]

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It is. You misheard. [she is not very good at lying, either.]

[crucifer]

I guess my hearing might be going out at the ripe age of forty.

[ Lmao. ]

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It must be. [wait fuck] Ah - hm.

[crucifer]

[ Heh.

Gottem. ]

You're pretty funny.

[ TO BULLY!! Stop him. ]

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[she has never in her life been told she's funny, which is why again she looks at him like he's making fun of her

and then she gets a look at his face and immediately without hesitation tries to flick him in the forehead. binch!!!]

[crucifer]

[ Huah.

He may be nerfed but he still has his fast reflexes, so his head tips backwards to dodge it, a shitty laugh coming from him. He was definitely making fun of her. ]

Whoa there, movin' a little fast.

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[she looks disgruntled that he dodged it, but - good to know. he's fast. she stores this away in her brain filing cabinets.]

So are you. [she means that literally,] Don't make me hit you with my sign.

[crucifer]

[ Straightening, putting a small respectable distance between her and him in case she wants to hit him again. ]

What's that mean?

[ Sign? ]

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[this is so funny

she makes a hold on motion with her hand, and wanders off. when she comes back about five minutes later she is holding a whole-ass stop sign.

this.]

[crucifer]

[ HELP NOT THE STOP SIGN I will open this journal up for you if you just want to use it for gagtags in places. It's killing me that I made this as a joke for chroma and it keeps finding its uses for cameos. ]

...

Is that your weapon?

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[HELP I ABSOLUTELY WOULD USE IT FOR GAGTAGS i've been linking this thing all over the place because it's so funny]

For now, yes. [she's a polearm user]

[crucifer]

[ In tears okay I'll toss it to you later. ]

You yanked that out of the ground around here or you came here with it?

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[she shows him the end of the metal pole, where it's all curled and blackened at the ends. it looks like something very hot sliced through it.]

Someone took my weapon from me, so I found a new one.

[crucifer]

[ Huh.

Well, he looks at that, and her in general. She may be weird, but she's resourceful enough for sure, and if she's swinging around a stop sign like it weighs nothing, then she's got skills.

He files this away, too. ]

Sorry to hear that. People really should leave personal weapons alone, that's private.

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Are you capable of using weapons?

[it's so hard for shenhe to be nice to both wolfwood and vash and i think that's beautiful]

[crucifer]

Yeah. I'm a gunslinger, and I'd say I'm pretty good at it.

[ Not as good as Vash, but he has the will to kill, so that puts them on even grounds. ]

I can swing around heavy shit too, if it comes to it.

[ After all, he's got his Punisher over his shoulder... ]