bindings | homophonic ❆ rang lee

[this is such an annoying answer i love him]

I found a black hair. [she folds her arms.] Fortunately, I believed you when you said you wouldn't right away.

[he appreciates that she specified "right away", it soothes the murderous soul in his furry body.]

I'd say thanks, but I want to keep you guessing.

[he is truly annoying, but he's grinning]

All I found was blood from the subway to the warehouses, and more on the train.

[his furry body]

Don't play too much. I know how many times you can raise that barrier of yours. [her filthwas list...]

It seems like whoever erased him chased him across the city.

[FILTHWAS LIST? IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE CHRISTMAS?

he gets a look like he's considering pushing his luck, but maybe he realizes now is not the time. and anyway, he's already being very annoying, though the smirk in his expression fades as he looks thoughtful instead,]

I heard about the blimp, and apparently the alley. Where else have people been investigating?

[HELP LIKE FILTHMAS no it's an acronym (:]

The Bowling for Soup was where I found the hair. The victim's body also faded away like dust, according to what I heard from Fei Du. [which she REALLY does not like.]

[FLURRY WHAT IS THE ACRONYM

at that, rang's eyebrows go up in surprise, and then he finally stops looking amused, and instead, looks annoyed.....]

...Isn't the body the most important part? How are we supposed to figure anything out with just hair and blood?

[i kind of want to make you guess but i'm not mean enough for that it's friends i'd like to hit with a shovel]

I don't know how we're meant to figure any of it out. I've never solved a murder before. [huff.]

[im crying i love filthwas]

I've only ever been the murderer.

[THEY ARE JUST GONNA DO SO POORLY....]

[THIS IS THE FUNNIEST RESPONSE]

Hm. Me too.

[THIS IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST RESPONSE

he looks at shenhe and a part of him is like it all makes sense now,]

Maybe we can try and see it from the murderer's point of view.

[shenhe thinks about that.]

Maybe. [she glances at him.] I wouldn't have gone anywhere close to the flying machines, though.

[he meant a little more metaphorically probably, shenhe]

[she's valid though]

Why not? I feel like you could survive an explosion.

[this is an excellent compliment]

I could, yes. [no hesitation there at all.] But I wouldn't put myself in the situation where I'd need to survive one in the first place.

[he thinks only shenhe and maybe buzen could, and ig after next week he'll be like ig ygf maybe]

And if you were the one being chased? Where would you choose to fight?

[she gives him a little bit of a Look.]

If you are asking me because you plan to chase me, you would not get one. I would roast you alive before you could follow.

[damn girl it was just a question]

[look this is a good response. he thinks about it,]

I think I'm the one who would be running in that scenario.

[taps chin...]

I'd go to the warehouses. There should be people there, so maybe you'll try avoid setting the buildings on fire.

[they really are talking about this on this murder day]

[this is so rude because he's correctly assuming that she'd try to not kill other people while chasing him around and she's mad about it.]

I have no interest in planning out your murder with you. [she's so, so dry.]

[teehee]

You're right. It's better if it's a surprise.

[she really wants to rafiki him right now. just bonk him with a stick.]

Go check on your teammates, Rang Lee. I'm sure they're more willing to deal with you. [she said talk to the hand]

[SHE SAID TALK TO THE HAND]

What if I told you that they're not, and that you're my only friend?

[the hilarity is that this is so close to being true,]

Will you still chase me away?

[HELP RANG PLEASE the way this is going to change when he finds out she's human, actually.

she gives him such a dry look.]

Is that what we are? [are we friends...]

[HE WILL BE TAILS FACE FOR A WHOLE DAY ABOUT IT and then confront the shock of finding a human that's more interesting than most non humans. for now,

he wants to say yeah but he guesses that would be a LIE. thinks about it]

We are, but not in the usual way.

[is this just one cryptid annoying another]

[yeah it really is which is basically friendship, so]

You just made this decision without asking me. [but she's not saying no, and mostly she's just giving him a hard time. she enjoys the back and forth - she's not a very witty person, but hey.] Hm.

Call me whatever you'd like.

[grinning,]

Whatever I like?

[DON"T GIVE HIM AN INCH, HE'LL TAKE A MILE?]

Or is that supposed to be whatever I like, within reason?

Within reason. [STARES AT HIM]

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