homophonic ❆ rang lee

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rang lee

You stayed.

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[foxicide]

[im crying i love filthwas]

I've only ever been the murderer.

[THEY ARE JUST GONNA DO SO POORLY....]

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[THIS IS THE FUNNIEST RESPONSE]

Hm. Me too.

[foxicide]

[THIS IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST RESPONSE

he looks at shenhe and a part of him is like it all makes sense now,]

Maybe we can try and see it from the murderer's point of view.

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[shenhe thinks about that.]

Maybe. [she glances at him.] I wouldn't have gone anywhere close to the flying machines, though.

[he meant a little more metaphorically probably, shenhe]

[foxicide]

[she's valid though]

Why not? I feel like you could survive an explosion.

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[this is an excellent compliment]

I could, yes. [no hesitation there at all.] But I wouldn't put myself in the situation where I'd need to survive one in the first place.

[foxicide]

[he thinks only shenhe and maybe buzen could, and ig after next week he'll be like ig ygf maybe]

And if you were the one being chased? Where would you choose to fight?

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[she gives him a little bit of a Look.]

If you are asking me because you plan to chase me, you would not get one. I would roast you alive before you could follow.

[damn girl it was just a question]

[foxicide]

[look this is a good response. he thinks about it,]

I think I'm the one who would be running in that scenario.

[taps chin...]

I'd go to the warehouses. There should be people there, so maybe you'll try avoid setting the buildings on fire.

[they really are talking about this on this murder day]

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[this is so rude because he's correctly assuming that she'd try to not kill other people while chasing him around and she's mad about it.]

I have no interest in planning out your murder with you. [she's so, so dry.]

[foxicide]

[teehee]

You're right. It's better if it's a surprise.

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[she really wants to rafiki him right now. just bonk him with a stick.]

Go check on your teammates, Rang Lee. I'm sure they're more willing to deal with you. [she said talk to the hand]

[foxicide]

[SHE SAID TALK TO THE HAND]

What if I told you that they're not, and that you're my only friend?

[the hilarity is that this is so close to being true,]

Will you still chase me away?

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[HELP RANG PLEASE the way this is going to change when he finds out she's human, actually.

she gives him such a dry look.]

Is that what we are? [are we friends...]

[foxicide]

[HE WILL BE TAILS FACE FOR A WHOLE DAY ABOUT IT and then confront the shock of finding a human that's more interesting than most non humans. for now,



he wants to say yeah but he guesses that would be a LIE. thinks about it]

We are, but not in the usual way.

[is this just one cryptid annoying another]

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[yeah it really is which is basically friendship, so]

You just made this decision without asking me. [but she's not saying no, and mostly she's just giving him a hard time. she enjoys the back and forth - she's not a very witty person, but hey.] Hm.

Call me whatever you'd like.

[foxicide]

[grinning,]

Whatever I like?

[DON"T GIVE HIM AN INCH, HE'LL TAKE A MILE?]

Or is that supposed to be whatever I like, within reason?

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Within reason. [STARES AT HIM]

[foxicide]

Aren't you glad I asked?

[aka "now I can't make up wild rumors about our life long friendship"]

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You must run them by me first before you go around telling people.