homophonic ❆ gerard

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gerard

It's hard to accept a gentler story.

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[frogzoned]

[ looks directly at the camera like he's on the office. ]

That much is true, but I haven't seen any giant owls inside.

[bindings]

I have not either. [...] Would you like to see what is inside for certain? I will protect you from giant owls.

[there are no giant owls]

[frogzoned]

[ only huge boobies ]

Yes. Sure. Let's go. You can lead the way.

[ SENDING HER IN FIRST TO FACE THE BIRDS, I SEE. ]

[bindings]

[gerard wants to see the boobies...]

Of course. [this is so funny. she doesn't even hesitate or think he's sending her in as bait, she just goes! what does happen is a shadow man stares at her like tim curry as the concierge.

she stares back. and normally she'd be like let's fight but it's insecurity week so she just... looks uncomfortable.]

[frogzoned]

[ in a completely shocked voice, and ignoring the fact he's PROBABLY getting stared at too: ]

It's ... it's nice in here ... amazing ...

[bindings]

[yeah they are absolutely staring at him. who let a frog in here. why is he dressed like that... and who is this lady, she looks like she got dressed in the dark.

i'm going to say she's wearing black pants and a hawaiian print shirt that's been cut and tied in a way that allows for better movement. so it's worse.]

Stop looking at me. [she tells the shadow man. and then she looks at gerard.]

It reminds me of the Jade Chamber, in a sense.

[frogzoned]

The Jade Chamber?

[ gerard can't judge her fashion choices.


or rather, he can, but silently, because he's not a dumbass. ]

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A floating building that was commissioned by Lady Ningguang.

[the rumor comes out gerard killed her because of her hawaiian shirt]

It's luxurious, like this. It cost more Mora than is imaginable.

[frogzoned]

Oh, I see. Royalty, yes.

[she's not royalty but its fine. he'll request a table though, he wants to try the deconstructed wings. ]

I used to have a very nice castle myself. It did not float, however.