homophonic ❆ wolfwood

[bindings]

wolfwood

Of course I missed you.

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[bindings]

Down the most direct path. And mortals do not usually enjoy the direct path.

[usually because it means beating the shit out of whatever is in the way, but you know.]

[crucifer]

I dunno, I'm mortal and I like the direct path the best.

Gets what you want in the shortest amount of time.

Wounds heal. You don't recover something like time.

[bindings]

[dryly:] Hm. I suppose I will kill four people next Thursday, then.

[crucifer]

Damn, calm down overachiever. Settle for one like the rest of us.

[ Dully. ]

[bindings]

[the only reason she hasn't killed everybody not on her team in one go is because she wouldn't get any points for it. thank you jan for making me able to play the murdergame.]

Nahri and Vash do not want me to kill anybody. [... so.]

[crucifer]

[ Help the image of Shenhe going 'can I tpk' and the Reapers telling her no and she's just like understandable have a nice day. ]

I don't think you should risk yourself, either.

[ Though there's a clear distinction here that divides his own and Vash & Nahri's stances. ]

Hopefully, neither of us get our hands forced.

[bindings]

[that is exactly what happened]

... I don't think that I would want to be the only one that people were looking for, in any case. [she says, with a sigh.]

[crucifer]

...

[ Man, he's going to start hating Sundays. This was supposed to be the day of rest. So he's just going to veer this conversation so off-course it leaves skidmarks. ]

Wanna get frozen yogurt?

[bindings]

[HELP she is STARTLED by this sudden tangent, but like. she's not against it, so she just blinks at him.]

Ah - yes? [is that food..... she assumes it is.]

[crucifer]

[ HE'S SO TIRED OF DEPRESSION HE'S BEEN DEALING WITH SO MUCH DEPRESSION he's obviously not genki by any means but by god. ]

Let's go.

[ Heading to the food trucks IMMEDIATELY. And pointing at the list of flavours. Pick one. Or a lot. ]

[bindings]

[that's fair have you tried not feeling emotions at all it's really great (not)

she seems kind of bemused by the way he just goes... she follows, looking at the flavors. she kind of wants whatever birthday cake is, so she'll get that.]

[crucifer]

[ Wolfwood's unfortunate problem is that he feels a little too much and that's why God hates him.

COOL

He doesn't get one it's just Shenhe. ]

Happy birthday.

[ Like, a joke, but really just such a bad one. ]

I just need to get away from all this shitty gloom and doom.

[bindings]

It isn't my... [oh, right. jokes. she pauses.

she's going to look at him like ): don't you want one...]

I'd like to help you do that.

[crucifer]

...Do you actually have a birthday?

[ Speaking of. ]

[bindings]

I do. March 10th.

[if months are different in genshin pretend she said whatever the third month is i'm too lazy to look it up]

[crucifer]

Huh.

[ That's so funny that she has a birthday. ]

Dunno what time it is here, but I guess any day can be your birthday if you pretend.

[bindings]

[SHE HAS A BIRTHDAY BUT NOT AN AGE, GENSHIN IMPACT IS A FUCK]

I don't celebrate it, really. It's just any other day.

[crucifer]

Why not?

Sure, with infinite people, there's infinite special March 10ths, but for you, it's one out of 365.

[bindings]

I don't think that I need to be celebrated.

... I don't even know how old I am.

[crucifer]

...You done your secret exchanges yet?

[ Suddenly. ]

[bindings]

[she looks vaguely amused.]

Why?

[crucifer]

Just remembered those were a thing, and it came to mind.

If you already have and don't need it, then forget it.

[bindings]

I haven't. [she tilts her head.] I don't have any secrets.

[crucifer]

Not even secret opinions about somebody you don't want to say out loud?

Dreams, things you wish you could do?

[bindings]

... No. [she tilts her head. she doesn't really stop herself from saying things out loud.] Do dreams count as secrets?