[ Where are these little freaks, anyway. Vash tries to scruff one that's trying to check his back pocket. Sorry he has no real cake or metaphorical cake. ]
Plus, do you think you can take them out without burning my clothes off in the process?
[ Him trusting she won't burn him real but instead HIS CLOTHES WOULD BE IN DANGER. The logic is impeccable ]
[yeah no she would set his clothes on fire, probably. she just has a lot of confidence.]
Some of them are nicer than others. [she says with a huff. she tosses the squirrel in her hand away and it shrieks the whole time.] I do not reward the ones that bite.
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Vash digs his heels into place, freezing in hopes that the squirrels will just LEAVE HIM BE. No, they scale him like a tree. ]
I don't have any more food! [ Desperate: ] Shenhe, help!!
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shenhe doesn't laugh but this is hysterical. she stands, as the squirrels start chewing on vash's fingers.]
Hold still. [and she summons a fire sword? PLEASE]
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Suddenly, he's hugging himself, like that will keep the squirrels in place when they're just scurrying. ]
Don't hurt the squirrels!!!
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she just gives him such a like ??? look]
You asked me to save you. [that is what she's DOING, vash]
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Yes, but that doesn't mean kill them!
[ Where are these little freaks, anyway. Vash tries to scruff one that's trying to check his back pocket. Sorry he has no real cake or metaphorical cake. ]
Plus, do you think you can take them out without burning my clothes off in the process?
[ Him trusting she won't burn him real but instead HIS CLOTHES WOULD BE IN DANGER. The logic is impeccable ]
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Yes. [she could absolutely take them out without setting his clothes on fire??? she is so offended that he thinks she can't aim wow
but it's fine, she just shakes out the fire sword, and reaches to pluck the one on his shoulder off of him. it squeaks angrily.]
They're going to chew through your clothes if you're not careful.
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[ FIRE IS DANGEROUS... VOLATILE... IT SPREADS... He is, however, impressed and it shows, but. Squirrels. ]
I thought we made friends with them...
[ The one he scruffed is more calm, considering it didn't find anything in his back pocket. ]
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Some of them are nicer than others. [she says with a huff. she tosses the squirrel in her hand away and it shrieks the whole time.] I do not reward the ones that bite.
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This one seems nice?
[ Despite her threatening to kill them, he lets her hold it. ]
Even though it was being a little goblin scurrying all over me. [ ... ] It was kinda fun, though. No Man's Land doesn't have a lot of animals.
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No, I didn't think that it did. Wolfwood mentioned it is mostly sand and sun. Not many things live well in that.
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We do not, but do you know what we do have?
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... What? [wary....]
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[ In which we can wrap up them going to the museum so Vash can show her a display of No Man's Land whale-sized worms.
i hope she is impressed, but also not ]