homophonic ❆ vash

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vash

... If you ever feel yourself slipping, you know we're here for you.

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[piteous]

[ THE FIRE SWORD??? FOR THIS???

Suddenly, he's hugging himself, like that will keep the squirrels in place when they're just scurrying. ]

Don't hurt the squirrels!!!

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[god i love this icon

she just gives him such a like ??? look]

You asked me to save you. [that is what she's DOING, vash]

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[ the birthday cake is on fire in this icon ]

Yes, but that doesn't mean kill them!

[ Where are these little freaks, anyway. Vash tries to scruff one that's trying to check his back pocket. Sorry he has no real cake or metaphorical cake. ]

Plus, do you think you can take them out without burning my clothes off in the process?

[ Him trusting she won't burn him real but instead HIS CLOTHES WOULD BE IN DANGER. The logic is impeccable ]

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[one is in his back pocket - the other has ascended to his shoulder, and the last one is sitting on his shoe.]

Yes. [she could absolutely take them out without setting his clothes on fire??? she is so offended that he thinks she can't aim wow

but it's fine, she just shakes out the fire sword, and reaches to pluck the one on his shoulder off of him. it squeaks angrily.]

They're going to chew through your clothes if you're not careful.

[piteous]

You must have made a lot of progress with your psych, then.

[ FIRE IS DANGEROUS... VOLATILE... IT SPREADS... He is, however, impressed and it shows, but. Squirrels. ]

I thought we made friends with them...

[ The one he scruffed is more calm, considering it didn't find anything in his back pocket. ]

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[yeah no she would set his clothes on fire, probably. she just has a lot of confidence.]

Some of them are nicer than others. [she says with a huff. she tosses the squirrel in her hand away and it shrieks the whole time.] I do not reward the ones that bite.

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[ she should have persuaded him just so i can see this happen ]

This one seems nice?

[ Despite her threatening to kill them, he lets her hold it. ]

Even though it was being a little goblin scurrying all over me. [ ... ] It was kinda fun, though. No Man's Land doesn't have a lot of animals.

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[he hands her one and she just holds it out in front of her like she doesn't know what to do with it]

No, I didn't think that it did. Wolfwood mentioned it is mostly sand and sun. Not many things live well in that.

[piteous]

[ Vash isn't going to save this squirrel. It seems very tame, just a little curled ball scruffed in the air. ]

We do not, but do you know what we do have?

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[we can end this thread since we have like 7 happening but i can't leave it on this cliffhanger]

... What? [wary....]

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Worms!

[ In which we can wrap up them going to the museum so Vash can show her a display of No Man's Land whale-sized worms.

i hope she is impressed, but also not ]