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sʜᴇɴʜᴇ. ([personal profile] bindings) wrote2023-06-08 12:31 pm

homophonic ❆ fei du

fei du
love on purpose.

metacognition: being fei du shouldn't be a crime. (134)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why is this so fucking funny help

fei du has never been to a sears in his entire life and this should be wild, but his "shenhe is having thoughts of Violence" senses are tingling, and when he rounds the corner, sure enough, there she is, being accosted.

with the perfect click of his louboutins on the linoleum and the walk of purpose, over shenhe's shoulder comes a familiar voice. ]


Miss, your product is lovely, but my friend's modeling contract insists that she only uses La Mer products - but if you have a sample for me, I'd be happy to take it and bring it to the company. They might love to make a contract with you, if the product meets their standards...? With skin as pretty as yours, it must be.

[ the shadow lady titters, fei du puts his hand on shenhe's lower back, winks at the shadow figure, and starts to steer shenhe away with all the confidence of an extremely good liar.

time to Go!!! ]
metacognition: fei du loves love songs. (75)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he is walking so fast because he is absolutely expecting shenhe to say something and ruin this lie. like. so fast. his emotions are very much along the lines of "nope nope nope nope" that runs perfectly in twain with this sense of gremlin amusement that suggests he probably thinks this is extremely funny.

and the minute they are far enough away the Polite Smile drops a little into something much more normal, and pulls his hand away. ]


You're pretty enough to - it's someone who poses for pictures for a living. Better now? Saleswomen are hawkish in the regular mall...

[ local man who only goes to luxury shopping says like it is a novel fact ]
metacognition: fei du sees where this is going. (6.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hehe

this...stops him...? he pauses and looks at her, watches her touch her bindings. ]


... Are you alright? [ like yes it was a compliment but dang

there's a flicker of worry to his emotions - i should add that they are very muted. quiet, like they're from another room. ]
metacognition: fei du is proud of you. (148)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fei du is the worst person to be doing this with because he also doesn't feel emotions like a normal person im so sorry shenhe

anyway. he, thankfully, had the world's most embarrassing interaction with luo wenzhou this morning so at least he's kind of vaguely aware of what's going on. ]


Nothing particularly important. [ as he looks down the length of the mall... ] Let's get away from the scene of our crime, hm? Before she chases me down to ask for a business contract.

[ he gestures with his head over to... the salon! ]

Have you noticed our strange little effect this week?
metacognition: fei du needs to see proof of ownership. (11.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ alright!! off they go. he doesn't stop shenhe from holding onto his clothes - he's gotten kind of used to it, at this point, and gives off nothing but your run of the mill standard vibes. like, very little emotion. it is at an even keel.

off to the salon! ]


Just curious. [ a hum. ] It happened to me this morning, too, unfortunately.
metacognition: fei du wants separate checks. (5.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ his

expression changes so instantly ]



Luo Wenzhou.





[ Hate ]
metacognition: fei du knows of a boat to alaska at dawn. cold. very cold. (117)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm aware. I'm also aware that he's smug and annoying.


[ UGH!!!!!!!!!! ]
metacognition: fei du believes in you. today. (112)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wenzhou's not allowed to know he has gay feelings. he's not allowed to know he has any feelings. fei du has no emotions

anyway

he huffs at that and rolls his eyes, but it's lacking absolutely any heat at all - and then gestures to the salon, stepping inside. ]


Come on, let's do something else. Maybe a more suitable makeover adventure.
metacognition: fei du suggests rehearsing in shed. (114)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it? Odd.

[ he breezes right past that because that's definitely not at all a weird thing to happen to a normal ass person

anyway wow. ]
I guess we could get a manicure, if you wouldn't be bothered by someone touching your hands...? Or I could help you with it, if you'd like. It's nice - I haven't had one in a while.
metacognition: fei du has too many secrets. (7.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It's where someone takes care of your hands for you. Typically women get theirs painted a color, too.

[ he wanders off to find the nail polish display and brings it over? there's a little spark of like, novelty. it's not that fei du's never had a manicure, because he definitely has, but he's never exactly been able to do something like this. emotionally, it goes from novelty to the sense of novelty behind a glass, like he's looking at it under a microscope, and then it melts away. ]

Pick one out you like.
metacognition: this is the best thing that happened to fei du. (10.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-27 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ light blue it is! he fidgets through the tools for a bit, coming up with a clipper and a bottle of lotion and some other stuff? good enough. he plops into one of the chairs and smiles at shenhe, gesturing to the chair across from him. come sit. please do not notice his emotions being like this. ]

Alright, come here.
metacognition: fei du will not bless you. (8.)

[personal profile] metacognition 2023-06-27 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ he will take her hand in one of his and settle in to start...doing the manicure thing. cleaning up her nails, to make sure they're even. his hands are steady, too, soft and clean and callous free.

for a moment, he just settles into content companionship - and it's in that moment that a little more emotion comes out. it's not obvious - like most things about fei du, it's subtle, just a whisper - but there's a feeling of companionship, there. he's genuinely enjoying it. ]

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