homophonic ❆ alex

[bindings]

alex

I'll tell you when you're being weird.

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[camena]

Thanks. I mean, like, I appreciate it.

But... [ weapons scary?? ]

[bindings]

[headtilt... but?]

[camena]

... I don't want to fight anyone. I don't even know if having a weapon would help me in a fight.

[ she's a little bit scrappy, but like... that's not enough. ]

[bindings]

You might not get a choice.

[camena]

Thank you for the reminder.

[bindings]

You're welcome. [help]

[camena]

[ she makes an annoyed sound, but it's not really directed at shenhe... ]

Well... Okay, just for kicks. What would you recommend? Out of the things lying around?

[bindings]

[that's fair, it kind of just goes over her head.]

A thick stick. The packet I gave you. Rocks. Anything that is even a little bit heavy, you can throw and break someone's bones if it's aimed correctly.

[camena]

Right, yeah. Heavy rock. Sure, why not?

[bindings]

You do what you can with what you have. A rock is better than nothing.

[tilts her head.] You have nails.

[camena]

I don't know how much damage I can do with my nails. What am I gonna do, claw someone's eyes out?

[bindings]

Yes. [she says this like duh, which is horrific but you know. y'know.]

[camena]

I guess it's something...

[ she does not want to do that. ]