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sʜᴇɴʜᴇ. ([personal profile] bindings) wrote2023-06-08 02:03 pm

homophonic ❆ vash

vash
... If you ever feel yourself slipping, you know we're here for you.

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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. What did he tell you, exactly?

[ HE HAS TO RECTIFY THIS ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ He does stash the tabasco sauce. Never know when he wants to spice his food or hot sauce someone's eyes. ]

... How do you know that?

[ ??????????? ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is ready to slap the bullshit button, but he will be nice because she's awkward.









actually, no.
]

The long pause makes it obvious that you heard me!
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I asked two questions!

[ TWO ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me you didn't test it on yourself.

[ LOrd, he is UNWORTHY, but LISTEN TO HIS PRAyer. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks......... at her........ While placing his hand on her shoulder cause touch is nice.

But this is also an intervention.
]

Shenhe.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
... You could have put it into his eyes.

[ He'd never suggest to do it to other people, but Wolfwood is special. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you're fast enough.

[ Since then his eyeballs would be sauced. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Remember to invite me to that showdown, Snowie. I'd love to watch Wolfwood lose.

[ aren't you all supposed to be in the same team yes but listen ]

... Furniture? [ ... ] Towels.

[ Are towels even on the catalog. ]
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine with sleeping on the floor, but Nahri would probably like a bed, right?

[ Vash assigning the rest of them three as floor sleepers, Wolfwood against his will really.

................ Usually, he doesn't condone theft, but.
]

I really want to shower.
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ THE WINTER RACCOONS AND THEIR FUCK ROOM

A long silence.
]

We take some towels? [ Also: ] It's IKEA, by the way.
Edited 2023-06-13 06:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-13 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, cool! He gives her a fist bump, for sure, then does playful slappies before taking her hand to hold.

It may seem foreign as hell to her and weird, but there's no pause in the process. It's very natural for Vash.
]

For personal hygiene!
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[personal profile] piteous 2023-06-14 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ NO, SHE SHOULD HAVE SOCKED HIM. HE DESERVES IT.

TO TOWELS... SO THEY CAN SHOWER

except they get sidelined by I don't know more Tabasco sauce and they need to get them the next day instead.
]

... Are you planning to use Tabasco to defend yourself?

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