[HELP. The fact you went from people who make non-stop stupid jokes to someone who cannot make or understand humor period is sure something.]
Sort of like that, yes. It makes all the stories about pirates more interesting to tell.
[He fixes the jacket exaggeratedly, then strikes a subdued pirate pose. With his hand on his hip and stuff. The pose looks more like a portrait of a crusty, wig-wearing American Revolutionary man though.]
Yes, this must have been a very large pirate. I think Mr. Livio may have lost his jacket.
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... But it would make things impossible to do. [how do you open doors] I have never heard Captain Beidou talk about a pirate hook.
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Never? Maybe her hook is a secret family heirloom.
[He laughs. This is mean. Shenhe won’t get his sarcasm.]
No, she might not have any. I think the hook is an exaggeration, like rumors. Mm, like legends. Peg legs too.
[He comes back over in a ridiculously oversized pirate jacket and a hat.]
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Oh. That makes more sense. An embellishment, like the opera. [... the hat is so much. shenhe just looks at him, lips twitching.]
That is a little big for you.
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Sort of like that, yes. It makes all the stories about pirates more interesting to tell.
[He fixes the jacket exaggeratedly, then strikes a subdued pirate pose. With his hand on his hip and stuff. The pose looks more like a portrait of a crusty, wig-wearing American Revolutionary man though.]
Yes, this must have been a very large pirate. I think Mr. Livio may have lost his jacket.
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she doesn't laugh because she like, can't, really, not easily. but the pose makes her very amused, and she leans forward a little.]
A pirate would have stolen it.