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We're all rather bothersome, aren't we? I apologize.

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[JESUS CHRIST (LITERALLY)

he throws his arms around her and she tries to axe him to death. with her plastic axe.]

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[HELLO???

He startles away almost a foot by backing up fastly. HE LOOKS SO SHOCKED.]

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[THE CHRISTIANS HAVE TO DIE THOSE WERE THE RULES

except she realizes what she's doing after a second and just kind of. drops her axe.]

No, we're... we're out.

[onlypets]

[YEAH, NOW YOU UNDERSTAND THE RULES? WHEN HE'S A CHRISTIAN?!?!?! WOW

He still looks a tad mortified, but it softens slightly.]

We are never truly out of Hell's embrace until we accept the Lord and His everlasting grace. But we are not where we had been, no...

Are you okay, Miss Shenhe...?

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[BINCH SHE WASN'T THE ONE THAT SENT A BUNCH OF KIDS OUT ON A BOAT SHE DID HER JOB]

Are... are you? [she looks at him like she's absolutely baffled by the christianity]

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[me reading this in the ARE YOU? disbelief voice we all use]

...I will be. I've been praying for my salvation. To ask the Lord to forgive me. Would you like me to ask Him for you, too?

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Um.

[a pause.]

No. [the way this is how she's remembering to human, because he's being weird about god.]

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[NOT THE WEIRD CHRISTIAN D FORCING HER TO BE NORMAL]

It wouldn’t hurt to try. I think He would forgive us for what happened if we asked because He is kind.

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[watches him for a long moment...]

Do... do what you want. [coughs. ow her lung. sorry she's just staring over his shoulder at something he can't see.]

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[Help him.......... He's suffering Catholicism.]

Are you still hurt...? I'll pray for a swift recovery, too.

[But he's coming closer again, carefully, to see.]