bindings | homophonic ❆ kaveh

[at some point, wherever kaveh is, shenhe will come find kaveh! instead of saying hello, she hands him a tabasco packet. ok. sure.]

[Kaveh is... in the park! Hangin' out in his new fit. Mehrak has a projection up--Kaveh's drawing more lines on it. Wow. Amazing. I definitely know how AutoCAD works.

He looks up as she approaches, but before he can speak she is... handing him a packet. Hm.]

What's this for?

[judging by what i've heard it works poorly]

Protection. You don't have a weapon, correct?

[she's still in her same outfit - but her hair looks freshly washed! so that's nice. housing is nice.]

[IS THE HOUSING NICE. IS IT.]

No, I don't. [He doesn't know what this packet is so he can't refute what she's saying] How do you use it?

[WOW IDK ABOUT YOURS but ours is great, it has one whole sleeping bag and that's it. r/malelivingspace]

You burst it in someone's eyes. [...] Hm. You don't have Pyro to activate it though, so you'll have to try something else.

[sucks to be a healer says shenhe ig]

[STOPLMFDKSJHG

Also I debated Kaveh blinding himself with tabasco but dice maiden said no. Tch.]

Hmm... did you apply the Pyro to it directly? Maybe there's some way to substitute.

[tch]

I applied heat to the package until it exploded. [into her own eyes. i need you to know this because she won't admit that she did this.]

[HELP SHENHE NOOOO]

Were you experimenting?

Yes. Wolfwood told me it can be a deadly weapon, so I wanted to see if it'd be useful if I need space. I wouldn't use it on its own. It'd be part of a combination.

[Kaveh. Looks at the packet. And math lady memes because he has a feeling there has been a miscommunication somewhere but he isn't sure what it is.]

Your sign isn't working for you?

[i'm crying kaveh giving them the benefit of the doubt when it really is just that they're stupid]

It works fine. I like having options. Like throwing this into the eyes of someone, and then hitting them with the sign.

[........

Okay he can't not ask--]

Have you tried... telling them to leave you alone?

[...]

What reason would they have to listen to me?

[Kaveh frowns.]

Why wouldn't they?

Does that work for you? If someone comes to you holding a weapon and tries to kill you, asking them nicely to stop works?

[!!??]

Why did you jump to killing?!

[HE THOUGHT YOU JUST MEANT PEOPLE WHO WERE ANNOYING YOU]

[HELP]

... Was that not what we were talking about? [i mean i guess it is a fair assumption to think she'd put hot sauce in the eyes of someone who was annoying her but not like a human, probably. maybe.]